remember when they were going to censor the internet
(Source: sweatymannipples1993, via barrelofjoy)
And I’m like:
(via awaysheflys)
| 11 year olds today: | omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!! |
| me when I was 11: | omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning |
| me: | I can't sleep. |
| friend: | me either |
| me: | I think I'm a zombie. |
| friend: | why? |
| me: | I can't be a vampire cause I'm always in the mirror so I must be a zombie cause I never sleep. |
Ashley: Why is this so funny?!
and I’m still laughing
(Source: sock-full-of-butter, via justenjoyyourself)